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Warning: if the words “penis,” “clitoris” and “masturbation” make you even the tiniest bit uncomfortable then you must read on in an attempt to overcome these fears.
 

In my experience with talking to most women, the phrase “I had an orgasm” is seldom heard. In fact, the word orgasm is often used by women when talking about men. If you can relate to this, then let me introduce you to a very special friend with whom you need to be better acquainted: your clitoris.
 

Now let me ask you something. How often do you hang out with your clitoris? How often do you allow others to hang out with your clitoris? Not nearly enough, I bet.
 

Women are more independent today then they have ever been! So why aren’t we having frequent orgasms yet? This obviously has something to do with society’s norms. Unfortunately, the female anatomy has not become a common topic for discussion. Sure, we hear about the penis and even the vagina all the time. The only problem is that while sex can give a man an orgasm, it doesn’t really do it for a woman. Yes ladies, the key to an orgasm does not lie in the penis. It lies in the clitoris.
 

For those of you not familiar with the clitoris, I’ll let you in on a nice little secret. The clitoris is the female equivalent to the penis. It’s made up of the same tissue and it has the same nerve endings. The difference between the two - and ladies, you are going to love this - is that the clitoris has a more concentrated area of nerve endings, making it a very sensitive and highly erotic pleasure zone.
 

How is it that we, as women, have such a powerful sexual tool literally right under our noses (by about two feet) and we still complain about how our last orgasm was July of the prior year? We can’t solely rely on the act of sex - no matter what position - as our only source of sexual stimulation.
 

As women, our sexuality has thus been defined in terms of what pleases men. No studies were done in the past to discover what it was that pleased a woman. Of course, with much research done on the clitoris today, it has become common knowledge that it is the female’s most erogenous zone.
 

If you’re not too familiar with the orgasm, you might want to try to experience one on your own. Women, the clitoris is the greatest gift evolution ever gave us and because of society we don’t use it nearly enough. It is high time we started setting our own standards rather than allowing a society do it for us.

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19 Comments so far

  1. Penguin
    May 17th, 2006

    | 1:25 PM

    Me and my clit are best friends. ;-)

  2. straYhands
    May 17th, 2006

    | 1:52 PM

    you’re such a hornball.

  3. misstease
    May 17th, 2006

    | 1:56 PM

    watever mr freshman virgin.

  4. straYhands
    May 17th, 2006

    | 2:16 PM

    that doesnt change the fact that you’re a hornball. =P

  5. Penguin
    May 17th, 2006

    | 3:04 PM

    it’s ok to be a hornball.

  6. misstease
    May 17th, 2006

    | 4:46 PM

    ur just jealous oppa cuz u were a late starter.
    just cuz i know wat a clit is doesnt mean im a hornball!

  7. john
    May 17th, 2006

    | 4:58 PM

    If you’re going to use other people’s quotes, paraphrased or not, at least give credit to them. Anne Koedt’s “The myth of the Vaginal Orgasm.”

  8. straYhands
    May 17th, 2006

    | 4:58 PM

    ok, ok. you’re not a hornball, i am. happy now?

  9. May 17th, 2006

    | 5:19 PM

    The clit is the special button. ;-)

  10. Mike
    May 17th, 2006

    | 5:45 PM

    Awesome, let the ladies know. Why leave the pleasure of sex in your partners hands. Take charge, communicate how to stimulate it, and have an awesome time. ;)

  11. Mike
    May 17th, 2006

    | 5:48 PM

    John,

    How the hell do you know the lines from “The myth of the Vaginal Orgasm”?

  12. misstease
    May 17th, 2006

    | 5:59 PM

    wat is Anne Koedt’s “The myth of the Vaginal Orgasm”? never read it. . .

  13. tofu
    May 17th, 2006

    | 6:22 PM

    all i know is….tongue flicking the clit is fun….only if the girl doesn’t smell or taste wierd

  14. lowphat
    May 17th, 2006

    | 6:39 PM

    I like it when girls tongue flick my balloon knot.

  15. misstease
    May 17th, 2006

    | 6:41 PM

    balloon knot?! kekekekeke inki ur so clever.

  16. I just creamed my pants
    May 18th, 2006

    | 1:06 AM

    I just have to say that I can personally eat a peach for hours…as long as she’s well shaved and kempt, I’ll munch on it like a fat kid @ a buffet

  17. May 18th, 2006

    | 7:36 PM

    Damn, this sucks. I knew what this was, really, I did! Now I have to find something else that sets me apart as “special”

  18. editor
    May 19th, 2006

    | 7:54 AM
  19. you're a plagarizer
    May 25th, 2006

    | 3:59 PM

    PLAGARIZER