Eyef*cked
eyef*ck - v. 1. When a person checks you out in way that will allow them to imagine they are having sex with you. 2. To look at a person from head to toe with lustful eyes. That girl just eyef*cked me so bad.
Have you ever been eyef*cked? Sometimes it can be an ego booster, but sometimes it can cause problems, especially if you have a jealous partner. I think we all have eyef*cked someone sometime in our life. I know I am guilty of it. But there is a proper place to do it and the office isn’t one of those places. Today as I was walking back to my desk this spanish guy eyef*cked me pretty bad. He even slowed his pace as I was approaching and did the slight head turn. I mean, come on! We’re in the office you border jumping perv. And another bjp eyef*cked me while I was getting on the elevator. One bjp took it as far as making kissy noises at me on the 7 train as I was going home one night. F*cking pervs…
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I think it would be more interesting to explore why we act so indignant, like we don’t love it. Because it’s at work? Definitely inappropriate but secretly still makes us feel good. I think we can do without the kissing noises. That somehow seems to cross the line.
i see that shit on the streets and i always feel bad for the ladies.
meredith grey got eyefuqk’d by mcdreamy last nite…
followed by real fuqk’ing.
who’s meredith grey?
It happens to me every day. It’s an unfortunate fact of society that a man like myself can’t walk around without being viewed as a piece of meat.
It’s more amusing to observe their level of uncomfortability when eyebanging em. then, it just goes from eyefuck to eyerape. err.. perhaps it’s just me.
merdith grey is from greys anatomy!
I get eyef*cked everyday by men and women. On the streets, on the train, in the office. Or maybe they think I’m the one doing it?
Oh, I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy. haha..
i eyefuck 24/7