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Since choi is writing about the first time, I will write about one of my times.

Honestly I don’t remember how I meet this girl. Maybe it was online, maybe it was at a club, I honestly don’t remember her name or where I meet the bitch.

But a things I remember about this girl is that her parents owned a sweetshop, her grandma was deaf, she live in the O.C., she drove a Accord, she was under age when i banged her and she had shit on her ass hole the first time I banged her.

So here’s the story:

I went out on a date with the chick, we went out to interview, had a couple drinks, talked a bit, then nothing happened. NOTHING…I thought “shit I just blew fucken 80 bucks on lemon soju and fruits for this bitch and nothing!!!!!!!”

But low and behold a week later she calls me up. I am at k-club with the buddies doing my thing and she calls me out of the blue and asks me to come over. So what do I do??? I bone the fuck out and drive from k-town to allllll the way in Irvine…like deeeeeep into Irvine. While I was driving, I call the girl and ask her…some basic questions: where are your siblings, parents, dogs, security guards, etc. and then she tells me that only the grandma is home and she’s like 80% deaf.

Of course…being the horny guy that I am, I gamble on the chance that her grandma might hear me and her. So I get there, she sneaks me upstairs to her room while her grandma has the TV blasting with her Korean vids on it. So I am there in her room and then BAM….we’re banging the crap out of each other.

But I have this thing about smelling, I like the smell of hair (clean), perfume, shampoo, downey, certain lotions, etc. So during the coarse of boinking, banging, slapping, I had my nose in the region of her ass hole. Don’t ask why…

So while I am in the region I get a really nice wiff of shit smell…. I am not talking about just normal shit, I am talking about the shit that you get after eating only hamburgers for a week kind of shit. Once I got a wiff of that….my dick said, “NO!!!!!!!” My dick started changing from hard carrot to soft angel hair pasta.

In order to make it seem like I was actually enjoying this torture of her ass hole being dirty….I the guy had to fake the orgasm and I pretty much mastered faking after that.

After the fact…she calls me and tells me she’s only 17. GREAT!!!! she told me she was 20….now i can get caught for doing a minor. GREAT!!!!

So moral of the story….guys can fake it too and girls keep your ass hole clean.

After all your other hole is literally a inch away from the dung hole.

And never trust what girls tell you about their age

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