twinkie
The Staff
So I finally wore those damn boxer briefs for that special someone. I felt like a teenage girl showing off her new bra for the first time. Or I felt like a girl showing of her sexiest lingerie for the first time to her lover on a honeymoon or something. It just felt a little awkward.
It was like, I the MAN was on the meat rack and she was checking me out….like checking me OUT. WTF…the roles have changed here!!!!
But that wasn’t the funniest part of the night. She said the darnest thing, “Did you stuff a twinkie in those briefs?” 
I don’t know about you…but there is a LOT of sexual connotations. The cream filling, the yellow color – Asian dick, length – Asian dick, etc. etc.
I doubt that I will ever sport the boxer briefs again.
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just be happy she didn’t say “WHERES THE BEEF?!”
i’m a little turned on now by the twinkie pic. My first lingerie show for my bf, i frikking cried.
where’s the beef???? LOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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Boxer briefs are hot! Especially when you can see the outline of the little twinkie!! Don’t go back to boxers.
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Twinkie? The question used to be “Do you have a sock stuffed in there?” Come on, given a choice. I’d go with Twinkie.
hey twinkies are yummy to bite into. the cream filling yum!
don’t bite my twinkie!!!!! or even tooth it
twinkie’s actually do expire, despite the myth that they have an incredibly long shelf life. don’t leave it stuffed too long.