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To all the ladies out there, especially the ones with unflattering figures, I do not want to see your camel toe and I’m sure there are others who feel the same way. When you are getting dressed in the morning and you see those pants that you used to wear in high school, leave them in the closet. I understand that you are in your 30’s and you wish to re-live some of your teenage years, but when you squeeze your size 8 body into your size 3 jeans, you reveal your camel toe to the world. This is not flattering. Don’t you know that your camel toe needs fresh air? It’s not very nice to keep it all wrapped up tight like that. Save what little self-respect you still have and wear pants that actually fit.

Also, dimple assed women listen up. You know those gouchos that are free and flowing? They are comfortable aren’t they? Yes yes. I know honey. But if you got dimples all over your unshapely wide ass, those pants are NOT made for you!

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