CUT THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!
A couple nights ago while I was taking a shit, I had a cosmo to read and while looking at all the stupid ads feminine products, and articles about how to “get the perfect guy.” I found an interesting article. “Brazilian Wax.” Even though I was done taking a shit, I needed to educate myself on this thing called “Brazilian Wax.” So I sat there reading.
As a guy, you want certain things. May it be a pair of nice knockers, a kick ass body, flowing hair, nice waist/ass, soft skin, etc.
But my question for you guys is, what do you prefer?
- landing strip
- some weird shape
- amazon wild
- or the bald kitty
And for you girls that read this site, what do you prefer?
- all natural
- trimmed
- bald like a school boy
- some weird shape
this totally brought up a memory of mine…
i started dating this girl and
she: oppa, so what do you not like about me?
me: i like everything.
she: no, no is there anything you would like to change?
me: (thinking…….thinking)
she: it’s okay, you can be honest with me.
me: okay…first you are on the short side (she was 5′). second, you are way tooo out of control down there.(fricken amazon forest)
she: okay.
next day i meet her…she showed me the goods. poor girl…i can’t believe she actually…..it all off.
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i think i prefer the females to have the landing strip.
I prefer a landing strip or Dr. Evil’s kitty.
We all know that women prefer me.
As for the memory of you dating the girl, that’s just awesome.
For me - it varies. Depends on my moods but let’s just say, no forests for me.
as for a guy - he better be at least trimmed! Sheesh. Guys need to get with the program. If you expect us to stick our face down there, at least trim it so we don’t have a bush blocking our view and air path. Thanks!
you’re a dude? hahaaha. this whole time, i thot you were a lesbian. ah man!
i remember my bush, my ex used to choke on that shit all the time. f’cking funny.