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The other day…

GF asks me, “tofu, do you have those tight boxers?”

tofu: what??? tight boxers??? all my boxers are tiiiiiiiight???

GF: you know those boxers that looks like tight-ee white-ees

tofu: OH…..boxer briefs, is that what you mean, the ones that looks like boxers but are briefs??

GF: Yeah…how come you never wear it?

tofu: Because the leg parts gets all stretched out and it starts riding up and it’s pretty damn uncomfortable.

GF: Can you wear it next time.

tofu: I only wear those when I am snowboarding so my nuts don’t go bouncing around me.

GF: Can you wear it???

tofu: NO, it’s uncomfortable.

I just thought that I should share that with you.
Now i kinda understand how it feels to be looked at as a piece of meat. Also i kinda understand how a girl feels when their BF’s ask them to wear thongs.

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15 Comments so far

  1. h-
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:14 PM

    does she know u posted this story?

  2. straYhands
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:15 PM

    boxer briefs are better.

  3. misstease
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:18 PM

    hahahahah boxer briefs! they look like whitey tighteys too me. i like guys who free ball- HIPSTERS! PUAHAHAH. im kidding. . . boxers please!

  4. shthefuqup
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:24 PM

    boxier briefs are for boys with big jaj.
    puny pee pee…stick with boxers.

  5. shthefuqup
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:24 PM

    i can’t type today - boxer not boxier. haha

  6. misstease
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:28 PM

    boys with big jajs have to free ball it. they need space down deeerrrrr.

  7. shthefuqup
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:30 PM

    but a big bulge is eye candy for the girrs :D

  8. tofu griller
    April 21st, 2006

    | 5:37 PM

    u posted this here too?!?!?!? gees, my dear…

    c’mon i just wanna see what it’ll look like on you.

  9. k
    April 21st, 2006

    | 6:21 PM

    OMG~! mr. tofu… ur retarded… =P

  10. lowPhaT
    April 21st, 2006

    | 6:41 PM

    I can’t wear boxers. My dick moves around too much and then I get a woody.

  11. c
    April 22nd, 2006

    | 12:06 AM

    boxer briefs are hot.

  12. shthefuqup
    April 22nd, 2006

    | 3:00 AM

    who has the biggest jag?
    lowphat, strayhands, or casperone?

  13. shthefuqup
    April 22nd, 2006

    | 3:01 AM

    again typo. jaj…not jag.

  14. April 22nd, 2006

    | 4:17 AM

    Boxer briefs are definitely the way to go…HOT.

  15. thenewgirl
    April 24th, 2006

    | 2:09 PM

    Yea, after i cheated on my boyfriend with someone who wore boxer briefs, i told my bf to wear them. he refused tho. jjonj.