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as i get older, i find that i need to groom myself more frequently. either hair grows more rapidly now or it just grows in places it’s never grown before. i will never understand why we need hair around our buttholes. ok, i’ll understand but i don’t agree with it, it’s just wrong. if we didn’t need it as a child, why do we need it as an adult? and what’s up with ear hair? i mean, it’s bad enough we got it coming out of our noses and around our assholes. we need another opening with hair coming out of it? com’on now….
if you think about it, every opening has hair in or near it, right? also we lose hair where we need it (head) but we need to constantly trim that shit where we’d rather not have it (nose, ears, private areas). btw, do they have a trimmer for asshairs? or do you just use a pair of scissors? just curious. i don’t know, seems like a cruel joke……

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5 Comments so far

  1. May 15th, 2006

    | 11:57 AM

    I suggest a pair of very, very sharp scissors. =)

  2. Penguin
    May 15th, 2006

    | 12:37 PM

    Mach3 turbo! Works wonders on “those” type of areas. I wish I could grow more hair on my head and less hair in other areas too. I’m seriously contemplating laser hair removal.

  3. thenewgirl
    May 15th, 2006

    | 1:58 PM

    no one’s gonna see your asshole!

  4. ajummalover
    May 15th, 2006

    | 2:02 PM

    this post proves you like it up the ass…. =)

  5. tofu
    May 15th, 2006

    | 8:36 PM

    i get duck tape and rip that shit off.

    actually i have been contiplating on doing it….
    try it and tell me how it feels.