the FIRST time……
the first time i had sex was when i was a freshman in college. many of you might think this was late but i thought it was early, considering i was going to wait until after marriage. yea, after marriage……shit, i’d be the 31 yr old virgin then.
anyhow, my first time was on the floor in our study hall on indian quad. i remember my ex and i were studying for a final and it was pretty late. i’d say it was around 2 or 3 in the afternoon. all of a sudden, we’re kissing and that leads to tittie grabbing and then to sex. there was no foreplay back then cuz i didn’t know what that was. ok, i really don’t know if it happened that way but it ended up with sex. yea, i said the same thing…wtf?! i mean, who would’ve guessed, you know? studying for a final and then boom, sex. i remember when i first entered her love box she let out a little moan, i had to pull out and do it again just because it felt SO GOOD. i had this look of joy and amazement. it just felt nice, ok fuckers?
crazy shit, i tell ya……it was like a porno. i could hear the cheesy porn music in my head as i’m boinking, occasionally looking into the camera with a smirk. only there was no camera, so i looked out the window. it didn’t even occur to me that someone could just walk in on us. i was just so happy to be having sex. i was like that skinny ass nerd in road trip after he boinks the behemoth black girl.
i can honestly say now that my first time wasn’t fun. i was more in shock than anything else……. was it special for you guys? did it measure up to your fantasies? it’s definitely not like rolling. hahaha…..sike.
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public places are always a thrill tho.. this reminds me when i did it in the dressing room at abercrombie at south coast plaza….. that was dope… huge ass mirror too…. hahaha…
Wow
OMG…I was in the process of eating lunch…and then I got to the taco/beef part…I’m feeling kinda sick now. GAG!
My 1st time sucked. Since I was a virgin, I was probably bad too…but honestly…all a girl has to do is just lie there. LOL.
Most guys suck the 1st time…cause the 2nd guy was a virgin too. Yes, I de-virginized boys. LOL hahahahahahaha
Did you have to use the beef/taco analogy? Bad choice!
I think all first times are awkward. For me, it hurt like hell and was extremly awkward. We were both fumbling around like blind people. After that, I never wanted to have sex again. Don’t know what happened cause years later i turned into a little nymph.
at least your first girl didn’t have shit all over her ass hole
WHAT???? Shit all over her ass hole? Do elaborate.
that’s hot.
any post where you have a girl moaning gets 5 stars!
hahahah~~~~first times…ahhh…it was horrible.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
freshman??? AIGOOO. u were a lil virgin boy? HOW CUTE!
My first time actually tickled… I’m not kidding. but it was that unpleasant tickling, like when someone holds you down and ickles your feet until you’re choking on your own painful laughter. Probably made he other person feel bad when I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears and saying “Stop! Stop!”
My first time was at a party… My own! I was 17 and drunk as hell. I screwed some girl named… well… thats not important…. the point is I screwed her on the bathroom counter… everyone wanted in too!!1 It was great!!!