taco’s anyone????
ok, let’s be honest. how many guys like to eat out at the pink taco stand? (i didn’t know what a pink taco was for the longest time, shaddap) i know guys like to receive but how many of you like to return the favor? yea, i’ve heard the reasons for not venturing way down there but you need to man up. so what if she smells like vinegar sometimes? i know it’s bad but damn it, take it like a man. as long as she doesn’t have anything growing there it should be safe. hold your breath, look at her face and then do the motorboat (brrr, brrrrrr, brrrrr), come up for air periodically and just smile at her. she’ll think you’re trying to be more sensitive or some bullshit like that. your woman will reciprocate or she’ll pretend she’s cumming which is better than her doing nothing. then she’ll go around telling her annoying friends how nice you are cuz you think about her before yourself in bed. you’ll be best bf of the year candidate.you can substitute your move of choice for the motorboat, that was just an example or you can use a variety of moves. whatever works for you
ladies, if your men are willing to have a little roast beef, then at least keep yourselves clean and trimmed. ok? ok. same goes for the men. you don’t want your woman coming up with cream of pubic hair.
if you’re just banging for fun then i guess you can just fill her taco with BEEF.
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Everyone needs to keep it clean down there w/the summer approaching and trimmed.
BTW, that’s the BEST pic of little Kimmy Bauer I’ve ever seen. I love her. meow…
I love that picture as well, shame that this season, she doesn’t look so great. I mean, if C. Thomas Howell is the best she can be paired up with, then you know your career is on the decline.
As for the original topic, well, I think your technique could use some work, but kudos to you for being so selfless. If you want some pointers, you know who to ask
i love mexican food.
if it even smells or taste funky…i make the bitch taste it herself.
“taste yourself bitch!!!!!” “and tell me if you would go down there!?!?!?!?!?!?!?”
I think tofu needs anger management class. hah..
Personally, I don’t really care if my man likes eating at the pink taco shack. It’s not a requirement. It’s just a bonus. Doesn’t mean I won’t ever eat hot dogs. I love me some hot dogs. Just not with all the toppings. If ya know what I mean. ;-P
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….
yo, if i’m gonna have taco’s w/the spicy sauce, my girl better eat the hotdog w/all the fixins!
hotdog with all the fixins!!!!! LOL
you’re funny mike.. but can’t you write about anything clean? dirty old man.
It should be enjoyable. it’s like, Can’t a guy tell if his bitch isn’t sucking his cock with a passion? You don’t want her to just have her mouth open and bob her head.
How are you with the harmonica?
it’s not brrr, brrr, brrr… you have to french kiss it and suck and slobber on it, you have to have contact with lips tongue mouth chin nose everything. like youre trying to dig out the very last piece of pie from and you can only use your face.