rolling thunder…..
everyone’s seen the drunken spill. mostly women do this but occasionally a man will do it too. you know, when the girl is butt ass drunk and doesn’t know her right from left. she loses all control of her body and can’t stand up straight. she’s usually on the floor but if she attmepts to go down a flight of stairs, uh oh….say hello to the steps. yup, you know you have one friend who does this so you have to be the wingman and make sure she doesn’t fall. you never want to see a woman fall but damn, that shit is mad funny. i know i’ve laughed plenty of times watching women fumble around. i will never laugh at another person falling. ok, i will but i won’t laugh as hard.
this past sat, i was the victim. i didn’t do the drunken spill but i did fall….HARD, REAL HARD. i have a bruise on the left cheek and i think i pulled a muscle in the right cheek. in my defense, i didn’t fall because i was butt ass drunk, well i was drunk but not enough to lose my balance. i fell because the floor was wet, IT WAS. it was raining, fuckers. i slipped on the first step and slid down a few steps. i got up with the quickness. you know when you fall and don’t want to look retarded you get up real fast…that was me. when i walked down to the basement these girls were like “are you ok?” and i said “yea.” then they both said “no you aren’t.” i hate smart, ass girls esp when they’re right…bitches. i hope i didn’t yell or shout like a girl while i was falling, that would’ve just added to the embarrassment. 
oh what the hell, that shit was funny and i laughed too.
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I was walking right in front of Choi and just as I got to the bottom stairway landing, I head a loud THUD then a THUDUDUDUDUDUD. I quickly looked back and saw a big massive flesh avalance coming towards me. I thought I was gonna die.
oh, so the girls saw me fall? i didn’t think they saw me.
Sounds like the beginning of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” haha.
HAHAHAHA… I have never fallen down stairs. I did fall up the stairs at Nikki’s a few times.
Girls not being able to control themselves is stupid. I saw this girl dancing once, she was so drunk, she didn’t even notice her mini skirt was jacked up, so you could see EVERYTHING. Stupid girl…
I hope your cheeks will be ok. Maybe you should get a massage. Heh…
take a picture of your bruised cheek babo.
WEll, at least you didn’t accidently slip your penis into anyone’s vagina while falling. that ALWAYS happens with me. grrr….
damn…are you alright? puahahahahahahaha. damn i wish i was there
HA! that reminds of that time in college when you tried to jump on stage, and busted open your leg. Obviously, you should refrain from MOVING when you drink.
This story also reminds me of one time when some drunken girl was carried out of Juliana by her two friends. They got so tired of carrying her that once they got her to the curb, they dropped her. In the street. She got up and her white pants were wet and dirty. I forgot who I was with, but that was pretty funny.
omg LOL, good one~ I’ve guided manymanymany drunk friends down and/or up stairs and I’m always afraid that they’ll go down and take me with them cause my short ass doesn’t provide much support, kekeke~
HAHAHA. i used to go down the stairs on a cusion.. never on my ass! what a doofus
stop competing with me- there is no competition.
teehee! i’m not laughing at you, i’m laughing with you.
too bad i left early.
i had many of those nights… i would’ve laughed like a crazy woman… =P (hope your okay tho)
lol…love your entries..and so far haven’t done anything like that…I always stop when I know i am about to get drunk…