dirty sex talk in bed…..
how many people like dirty sex talk in bed? com’on now, be honest. i know some people don’t like it because they need to concentrate on one thing or they’re embarrassed to speak. but i think it really helps the mood. when people’s sex lives are good, that’s one less thing to worry about and in turn their relationships are probably more healthy too. don’t quote me on this because it’s just an opinion.
anyway, there are certain words that act like triggers. these words open up the flood gates to the next level of horniness. which in turn makes the sex better. words like “fuck,” “shit,” “ass,” “cunt,” “pussy,” “cock,” suck it!,” “twat,” “bitch,” “slut,” and “ahhhhh”. yea, “ahhhh” will do it too. of course there’s more but you get the general idea. you don’t have to say these words in any order. you can just keep repeating fuck, just remember to change the octive level.
for example, “fuck….FUCK!….fuck, was that your finger? fuuuuck, that was good. ahhhhhhh.” got it?
another example, “who’s my slut? yea….suck it!….fuckin A.”
just be sure not to go overboard with the sex talk because that can lead to shorter sessions. i made the mistake of calling a girl “slut” too many times and she ended the session. i had to apologize and give her a hug to continue. also sometimes laughter might ensue if you go too crazy with the curse words. so know when to say it too.
yes, i need a hug.
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those are your ideas of dirty talk? HAHAHA omg. ur soooooo “creative” oppa. i think its fun to call guys dirty lil sluts.
heheheheeh someone needs to get a good boink.
awwww choi are you feeling a little rorny these days???
Which movie was it that they were talking dirty and he said “I like to see you in those granny panties”? hahaha… talk about mood killer.
dirty talk is good…i’m fine with all the words on your list except “bitch” and “slut”. if i hear those words during sex, i’m gonna do the “indian burn” (you know what that is, right?).
LOL that’s some funny stuff…dirty talking…i suck at it.
shi roh… ha ji ma…. ahn dweh… ahn dweh…. ahn… shiroh!….82. ..
ng. matshissuh.
I always found foreign cunninglingo to best suit my mood in the bedroom.. oh how i miss those days.
i think it would be awesome to boink tony soprano or chrissy from sopranos cuz they say “fawwwwkin whoooooaaaare” and it just sounds so. . .
swell.
gee whiz.
ended the “session?” i’ve never heard it put like that before. Maybe you should stop with the hookers dude.
It’s all about the dirty sanchez and the rusty trombone. That way there’s no talking…jk.
hank, you naughty boy…..puhahaha.
whoah, my virgin eyes.. the vulgarity of this post just made my buttcheeks blush.
I have a book that teaches me how to talk dirty in korean. I should find someone and put it to use.
totori:
there’s a book for that shit? what the hell do they say? Wang Ja ji!!!!
i’ll give you a hug mike.. just don’t call me a slut.
is that how u dirty talk during sex? hahahaha
lol, you gave her a hug?
for some reason i luv it when they say oppa..opppppaaa…. and the word fock…. i guess it’s cause i was born in the states?? i don’t know… but the best ever was… oppa, di roh hey bah suh??
hahaha god mike… u slut