Don Imus Thinks He’s So Smart!
I’m sure everyone’s read this story about Don Imus and the comment he made about Pacman Jones. Basically someone was talking about Jones and his problems with the law and how he was arrested like 6 times in the past 3 years or something. Imus asks the guy, “What race is he?“. And the guy says Jones is black. And then Imus replies. “Oh, ok.. there you go“.
Now I’m probably the last person you’ll hear call out racism for frivolous reasons, when I heard the actual audio of him making the comment on Monday, it’s pretty obvious what the guy meant.
Yet Imus came out firing today and he was so enraged in his own defense, I almost started to believe that he’s actually FOR black people!!! His ability to twist his words to say that what he meant was that black people are profiled and therefore arrested unecessarily is just a hair short of amazing!
Kind of like the girlfriend that cheats on you and then somehow turns it around so you’re the one apologizing. Well, not me, since I’m too smart for that shit, but some of you other guys.
But seriously, c’mon. Who does this guy think he’s really trying to fool. You really think anyone is going to believe that load of shit?
Choi - Man this dude next to me has really bad body odor.
frankNbeans - What nationality is he?
Choi - Indian.
frankNbeans - Oh ok, there you go.
Someone tell me that I wouldn’t be called a racist? Didn’t think so. Thanks.
Days Filled with Love and Passions, Nights with Non-Stop Action
Gave my first best man speech last week for Casperone’s wedding. All things considered, I thought it came out alot better than I thought it would. Posted it here so I can refer back to it if I have to make another speech in the future.
Good afternoon everyone. First I wanted to thank the parents and families… the (casperwife’s parents). And thank you also to the (casperone’s parents). It’s not too hard to spot you guys in this wedding.
Well, my name’s (frankNbeans) and I’d like to say what an honor it is for me to be N’s best man. Honestly, I think all of these guys up here should get some credit since we’ve all had our share of putting up with N through the years.
I first met N during my freshman year in college and we’ve been friends since… so I guess it’s been like 14 or 15 years or so now. And having known him for almost half of my life, I can truly say he’s one of the best friends a guy can ask for.
Personality-wise I’m sure we all know how N can get a bit annoying and emo at times, but as a friend, N’s as good as they come. The loyalty and dedication that N has put into our friendship was more than I could have ever expected. And as a person he’s probably one of the most giving people you’ll ever meet.
Like just the other day I asked him. So Casperone… actually it’s Casperone since this conversation happened over AIM…
(((make typing motion)))) So Casperone… What’s the one, most important thing that you want to see happen at your wedding? And he said to me “I just want to make sure J is happy and I’m excited that we can celebrate it with all of the friends and family that we love.”
Personally, I thought that was pretty lame, but I think we can all admit that that was a very N-like thing to say. Things like that help you to appreciate the kind of guy that N is.
He’s selfless and always willing to put the people he loves ahead of himself. Knowing all these things about N, I think we can all see how much of a devoted, caring and loving husband he’ll be to J.
Hey, who would have thought that such a serious and loving relationship would develop between these two kids when they first met. I actually had a little story I was going to tell about how they met and stuff but then N asked me not to get too much into detail.
(((make typing motion)))) So I can’t really get into too much detail about how or where they met but there was alot of this going back and forth.
Anyhow N, I wish you the best of luck with your new wife and hopefully she’ll let you wear the pants sometimes. And J, best of luck with N and all of his Star Trek stuff, and comics, and 130 gigabytes of porn.
With that, can I have everyone raise their glasses. N and J, may all your days be filled with love and passion and your nights be filled with non-stop action.
I bolded some parts so that I wouldn’t fuck up when I read it. And yes, he really does have 130gigs of porn…. and counting.
This is SPARTA!!!!!!!!
Yeah so someone tell me what the deal is with the Gladiator sandals lately? I think a couple of years ago it was the Chinatown flipflops with the mesh in the front and lately all I’ve been seeing are these frikkin sandals. Do girls purposely try to go out of their way to find the ugliest piece of footwear possible to wear around?
The other day I was at a bar with some of my friends and 3 out of the 4 girls that came out were wearing these ugly sins of humanity. Then again that’s quite a coincidence considering 3 out of 4 heterosexual guys think those shoes look like a piece of shit.
They say the shoes are hideous.
He says they’re beautiful.
Blocked!!
In light of some recent events, I had to temporarily take the page down for a few weeks and block a few specific ISP’s.
I’ll be posting back to normal in a day or two.
Proud to be Asian!
It was so nice outside today, I went over to the park by the river with my ipod and a book and sat out reading for a couple of hours. Every once in awhile I took a little break to just watch the people that were hanging out at the park. I noticed…
A white couple walking around…
A hispanic family hanging out in the grass…
A white group of people sitting at a table talking…
Another white group of people talking in the grass…
and then… a group of 5 Chinese guys fishing.
WTF??!?!
First of all, who the hell fishes off the Hudson river? And to make it even worse, these guys were catching eel and then putting them into a plastic bag. Everyone around them would occasionally just stare at them with the most perplexed look on their faces.
Me being the only other asian around just buried my head into my book and turned the volume up on my ipod.
Westsiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Finally finished my move to the west side this weekend and I have to say it’s actually really nice. Went out on Saturday for a couple of hours to walk along the walkway they have by the water and it was fun. First time in awhile that I had fun actually walking with no destination. The walkway’s definitely alot nicer than the east side where the supposed path makes you walk on the street with the cars and through some shitty gas station.
Another thing I noticed was that the walkway along the west side didn’t have any bums. That kind of puzzled me since we’re in NYC and all but it was cool.
And to top it all off, there’s a bar right off the water near my apartment. Definitely a huge plus. My friends and I were trying to determine if the bar/walkway/park would be suitable for some nocturnal activities but I don’t think I wanna get mugged with my pants down. Literally.
Casperone.. NERD ALERT!
I have a question for you. Why do you post the nerdiest shit? I just tried watching that video and woke up 2 minutes into it with a pool of drool on my shoulder.
Can you post something that’s interesting for normal people. Like stuff about girls and boobies and farting or something like that?
Enough of these posts targetted towards the foureyed’d citizens of Nerdaria.
Thanks!
The Mystery Box
And why it should remain closed, by J.J. Abrams.
Quite funny and insightful throughout.
Steak Kills!
I guess lately my life’s been pretty boring. The biggest highlight of May happened last night. Yeah, I finally got laid!!! Jay Kay.
I was having dinner at Wolfgang’s when there was a huge ruckus coming from the table behind me. Like five waiters ran over and I turned to see this big, old man choking on his food. Each of the waiters were taking turns trying to do the heimlich while the man’s female companions were screaming for someone to call 911.
It was pure pandemonium!!!!!
After like a minute or so, one of the other diners at the restaurant managed to free whatever it was that was choking the old man. I think everyone at the restaurant sighed with relief cause that dude was starting to turn blue at one point. And then everyone applauded like a bunch of theater-goers. Gay.
The biggest disappointment of the whole event?
I was expecting to see a big piece of steak fly across the room, like that piece of shrimp in Mrs. Doubtfire, but all I saw was some drool.