Buy some new fucking shoes!
Ladies, if you’re going to wear sandals, please make sure that
- You get a pedicure
- The sandals fit properly
I don’t think those two things are too much to ask but it just seems like 90% of the girls don’t get it. Whether it’s on the subway or the bus or even at work… I see so many girls with nasty feet wearing sandals that are too small for them. WHY?
This lady that works at my office today, right? She came in wearing this suit and she looked really professional. Professional from the ankle up. I looked down and she was wearing these brown Jesus sandals and her feet looked like she just ran over a pile of chalk. And the worst part about it was that she had the hangtoe effect.
You know… that shit where the sandals are too small so the toes hang over the edge and touches the ground? WTF??!! You’d think that if you made well over $100k a year, you could at least afford yourself some new sandals and a decent pedicure once in awhile. All I got to say is.. Nasty!!!
And for all you girls that are still lost as to what I’m talking about, I found this guide for you. Please study and practice. Thank you.

5 Comments so far
hahaha.. I know what you’re talking about it and it’s pretty damn gross. I agree. If you got busted feet, don’t wear open toe shoes. Yuck…
Yea, it’s hard to toe bang when the feet are gross.
living in the south u see alot of this. . .especially around UGA. . .sorority chicks wearing white flip flops with the nasty brown sweaty feet stain. eww.
hahaha, nitpicker…actually, i don’t like that shit either. down with the small sandals!
hahaha…i can see your expression when you see that stuff..like you ate someones butthair by accident.