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So have you guys all heard about Kim Jong Il?  They’re saying he probably suffered a stroke like about a month ago or something.  Some people are actually speculating he’s dead.  And others are even saying he’s been dead for a few years already and that we’ve been seeing his body doubles filling in for him at events and shit.

That’s a shame because he kind of reminds me of Johnny Bronx.

For one, this picture is like when I used to live at Rivergate and I’d come home after work to see Johnny Bronx hanging out in the living room.

And two, I recently read that he’s a good golfer… which Johny Bronx is, as well.  Actually Kim Jong Il’s probably better.  He’s supposed to be so good, that according to North Korean media, he “routinely shoots three or four hole-in-ones during a round“.

Three or four PER round!!!!  That’s better than if Chuck Norris were to pick up a set of clubs!  Incredible!

Now my question is… does the North Korean public actually believe this shit?  Maybe they do since 99% of them probably don’t even know what a golf course looks like.  They also learn in their schools that Kim Jong Il is like a god and doesn’t need to shit or piss like the rest of us mortals, so I guess a few hole-in-ones per round isn’t that hard to believe.

Come to think of it, maybe he’s not so much like Johnny Bronx.  I know for a fact that Bronx shits at least 3 times a day.

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