Soo…
What the hell is up with Michael Phelps and all these guys, like Casperone, wanting to suck his cock. Or in his case, eat jajangmyun off his crotch. Either way it’s totally gay. Especially when the guys all meet up for some beer and male bonding and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is… “Oh guys, did you watch Michael Phelps last night? He was sooooo awesome! Wheeeee.. let’s go eat sausages and jump over rainbows on unicorns!”
That’s just fucking gay.
And all the girls that squeal over him are pathetic too. I mean the guy looks like Screech Powers with a better body. That means all of you girls want to bang Screech! You should be so embarassed and ashamed. You want to bang Screech. Losers.



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Wasn’t Dustin Diamond in a sex tape?