Steak Kills!
I guess lately my life’s been pretty boring. The biggest highlight of May happened last night. Yeah, I finally got laid!!! Jay Kay.
I was having dinner at Wolfgang’s when there was a huge ruckus coming from the table behind me. Like five waiters ran over and I turned to see this big, old man choking on his food. Each of the waiters were taking turns trying to do the heimlich while the man’s female companions were screaming for someone to call 911.
It was pure pandemonium!!!!!
After like a minute or so, one of the other diners at the restaurant managed to free whatever it was that was choking the old man. I think everyone at the restaurant sighed with relief cause that dude was starting to turn blue at one point. And then everyone applauded like a bunch of theater-goers. Gay.
The biggest disappointment of the whole event?
I was expecting to see a big piece of steak fly across the room, like that piece of shrimp in Mrs. Doubtfire, but all I saw was some drool.
