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So nobody won the Mega Millions last night and now the jackpot for friday is at like $195MM or something like that.  Crazy stuff.

Whenever the lotto gets that high, me and Strayhands always talk about the things we’d do, stuff we’d buy, and all the hot girls we’d bang.  Cause we all know “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money…”

Yesterday we were talking about the same thing and I told him about my “lotto test” for girls.  The test basically asks whether you’d go out with girl X even if you’d won the Mega Millions.

Strayhands thought it was dumb.  But that’s only cause he’s one of those “nice guys”.  He’d go out with a girl that dressed in cow pants and fit the part, if it meant not having to hurt her feelings by telling her no. 

I, on the other hand, being the superficial and selfish asshole that I am, think it’s an awesome test.  To want to just go out with one girl, when I could be happily humping hundreds of hot ho’s having huge hooters, would have to mean she’s a keeper.

Now, if my numbers would just hit so I can actually put this test to the…uh… test.

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