Can I Help You?
So I went to Home Depot today during my lunch hour to check out some plants and shit. I guess I’m getting kind of old in the sense that instead of going to places like Hooters during my lunch break, I go to Home Depot… “and maybe Bed Bath & Beyond… but I don’t know if I’ll have enough time!!”
Anyway, I’m looking around the plant section and some old hag comes up to me and asks me some stupid question about a flower. I just gave her a blank stare and then said… “uhhh lady, I don’t work here”.
What the fuck? It’s not like I was wearing an orange apron or anything. Just because I go to work wearing a ThirtyTwo tshirt with jeans and sneakers, doesn’t mean I’m some high school dropout that gets paid $5.45/hr to work at Home Depot! And I’m kidding, I wasn’t wearing my ThirtyTwo tshirt!
I guess I was pretty insulted and annoyed cause as I was walking away from her, I accidentally knocked over some potted plant and the whole thing broke on the floor. I felt bad that some guy had to come clean it up but whatever. I let him earn his $5.45/hr and stealthly walked away before he could ask me to pay for that shit.
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