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[15:22] K-Fob: man..
[15:22] K-Fob: u there?
[15:22] frankNbeans: yeh what’s up
[15:22] K-Fob: i felt my stomach drop last night..
[15:22] frankNbeans: what? why
[15:22] frankNbeans: what happened?
[15:23] K-Fob: cant tell anyone ok
[15:23] frankNbeans: I won’t
[15:23] K-Fob: my ex calls me up
[15:23] frankNbeans: which one?
[15:23] K-Fob: not my last one but the one before
[15:23] frankNbeans: oh ok
[15:23] frankNbeans: and?
[15:23] K-Fob: which wasnt too long ago
[15:23] frankNbeans: she’s pregnant?
[15:23] K-Fob: said she has really bad news
[15:23] K-Fob: no..
[15:23] frankNbeans: what she’s got something?!?!
[15:23] K-Fob: and she kept apologizing
[15:23] K-Fob: yeah…
[15:23] frankNbeans: what?
[15:24] K-Fob: the worst of the worst man
[15:24] frankNbeans: so what did you do?
[15:24] K-Fob: i freaked out
[15:24] K-Fob: she doesnt know how long shes had it
[15:25] K-Fob: and im sure i got exposed
[15:25] frankNbeans: when did you last sleep with her?
[15:25] K-Fob: last year
[15:25] frankNbeans: oh man that’s a long time ago
[15:25] frankNbeans: so did you go to the doctor today?
[15:25] K-Fob: no but she swears i was the last one
[15:25] K-Fob: yeah
[15:25] frankNbeans: did the doctor say april fools?
[15:25] K-Fob: ROFL
[15:25] K-Fob: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[15:26] K-Fob: hate u

I actually kept this going for longer than I normally would because knowing my friend, it’s quite possible something like this could be true.  Then I would have felt like a bigger asshole than I usually am.

And by the way, who the hell goes to Lifehouse concerts?  I didn’t even know they were still around after they were “hanging by a moment”.

See what I did there?

Anyway, apparently alot of people still go to their concerts.  Who would have thunk it.

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