Secret Identity!
After the epiphany I had the other day, anytime I hear Barack Obama’s name mentioned I can’t help but think about the Rock. So I sat down and thought about the two men for a few minutes and discovered some striking similarities that are a bit too close to be waved off as mere coincidence.
First of all let’s examine the name “Barack”? Why Barack? Why not John or Tyrone? Is it just dumb luck that it sounds so much like “the Rock”? Barack. The Rock. Barack. The Rock. Who’s who? I don’t know!!!!
Have you also noticed how often Obama makes references to “smelling” something and the power of “millllllllions” in his speeches? What other politician do you know would talk about “smelling the change” coming? None. Unless Al Gore that fat bastard was running again.
And the Rock’s nickname is the Brahma Bull. Hmm… let’s think about that for a second. What is a Brahma Bull? A Brahma Bull? Abrahma Bull? Obrahma Bull? Obama Bull!!!! Whoaaah! I know right? I was just as shocked as you when I stumbled upon that one!
The Rock has the people’s elbow. Barack rubs elbows with the people!!!!
The Rock spent his younger years in Hawaii. Barack spent his younger years in…. guess??? BAM! Hawaii!
The Rock’s nemesis was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Barack’s nemesis is Hillary Clinton, who looks like a transvestite Stone Cold Steve Austin!!! Amazing!
It’s just uncanny how all of these pieces fit so neatly together like a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle. Plus, the Rock and Barack have never been seen together in the same room a the same time. Think of any other dual personality figures you know. Bruce Wayne and Batman. Peter Parker and Spiderman. Barack Obama and the Rock.
Wow! Is it me or is this just crazy!!! It’s like stumbling onto the Holy Grail while looking for a place to piss at the Sloatsburg rest stop on I-87!
And if you listen to Barack Obama’s NH speech very closely, at around 3:28 mins, I think I heard him call McCain a jabronie.
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I think you are definitely onto something here. I know every time I have heard him speak since I read your blog the other day, all I can think about is the Rock. I think he is the Rock off steroids.
I just reread this and you know, frankNBeans, this might just be your “gift”-the ability to figure out who people really are. You did it with Jim Leyritz just a while ago and now Obama. Impressive. Truly impressive.