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I was talking to Strayhands this morning online.  We were talking about how our other friend’s birthday is coming up but we haven’t heard anything about it yet.  He’s supposedly our friend but we don’t get invited to his birthday things.  Last year, nothing.  This year, nothing.  What a piece of shit he is.  Anyway, somehow our conversation veered onto nosehairs.  Went something like this.

[10:23] frankNbeans: I sometimes pull out my nosehairs when it feels too long and I haven’t tirimmed them for awhile
[10:23] frankNbeans: yesterday I did… and I pulled out this thick white one
[10:23] frankNbeans: I was like wtf?!?!?!
[10:23] frankNbeans: thick and long white nosehair
[10:23] Strayhands: hahaaa
[10:23] Strayhands: i get some of those
[10:23] frankNbeans: white ones?
[10:23] frankNbeans: seriously?
[10:24] frankNbeans: that was my first.. I was all shocked
[10:25] Strayhands: yup
[10:25] Strayhands: mine are like clear
[10:25] Strayhands: or transparent
[10:26] frankNbeans: that’s scary
[10:26] Strayhands: yea
[10:26] frankNbeans: like nengmyun from your nose
[10:26] frankNbeans: or japchae?
[10:26] Strayhands: yea.. but it’s not just from my nose.  it’s also from my ass and after I pluck it, I like to stare at it for awhile and taste.  so delicious!

What a gross bastard he is, huh?  I’m just kidding.  He didn’t say that last part, but I thought a little bit of artistic embelishment made the story funnier.

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