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Don’t listen to all that bullshit girls say about how they want a guy with a good personality and all that crap.  When a guy and a girl first meet, she’ll know within the first few seconds whether she’s interested or not.  She’ll put the guy into a category.

1. Type 1:I want him - She’s definitely interested.  She’s attracted to the guy and wants to get to know him better.
2. Type 2:Might work - She’s somewhat undecided.  He’s nothing spectacular, but she doesn’t want to rule him out just yet because he has some good qualities.  This is the situation when a guy’s personality could possibly win her over.
3. Type 3:Hell no - Even if this guy did everthing in the “A-Z Handbook of How to Get a Girl”, she wouldn’t give him the time of day.  If by some miraculous act of God the guy wins the MegaMills, gets a total physical makeover and discovers some personality… AND she ’s crying herself to sleep everynight for months out of depression because her boyfriend cheated on her.. then maybe he can move up to being a Type 2.  Maybe.

Now I know you’re all thinking… “Yeah, frankNbeans, we know this shit already.  Tell us something we don’t know.”

Well here goes.  This is the breakdown of the percentage of the three different types of guys in the general population (ie, NOT actors, rockstars, awesome guys like me, etc…)

1. Type 1 Guys - 9%
2. Type 2 Guys - 1%
3. Type 3 Guys - 90%

BAM!!!  There it is.  I’ve now divulged one of the biggest secrets that women have been keeping for centuries!!!!  So what do these numbers mean, you may ask? 

Well it basically means this.  When you meet a girl and you have somewhat of a chance with her, you two will click right away.  You’re in the 8% Type 1 group and she thinks you’re cute.  Your jokes seem funnier and your actions are sweeter and no matter what you do, she’ll laugh and stick around.

Now if you two don’t click right away, odds are, you’re a Type 3.   The problem arises because guys always hear that girls think personality is the most important factor.  That’s bullshit.  But in their dellusional frame of mind, the guys will think they can somehow win the girl over with their personality and that they’re a Type 2 when they’re not.

So the next time you go out of your way to try to hook up with a girl that you met the other day, keep in mind that if the spark wasn’t there when you met, you’re just wasting your time.  Take the $100 bucks you were going to spend to send her flowers to let her know that you were “just thinking of her” and go to EBgames.  Buy yourself a copy of World of Warcraft and start playing.  You’ll be much happier.

Look at me!

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