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14:30:47  Illitryt Liz : woolaeoak is not korean
14:30:48  Illitryt Liz : lol
14:30:51  frankNbeans : it is
14:30:55  frankNbeans : it’s korean punk
14:32:13  Illitryt Liz : really so he lucke dout
14:32:14  Illitryt Liz : ?
14:32:27  frankNbeans : who lucked out?
14:35:03  Illitryt Liz : yes
14:35:21  frankNbeans : what?  huh?? 

Kind of reminded me of the scene in “The Rock” when Nicholas Cage asks what he should do with the dead body and Sean Connery just gives him a thumbs up.

In other news, I was sick this weekend.  Stayed home all weekend which was a good excuse for me to spend it all in Outlands killing ogres.  Finally started feeling a little better by late Saturday night so I wanted to get some sleep but some of my friends had other ideas.

3:32 AM - Phone rings

frankNbeans - Uhh…. helllooo??
NY Drunkie - It’s ME!  What are you doing?  I’m druuuuuunk!
frankNbeans - Sleeping.
NY Drunkie - Why are you awake?
frankNbeans - Uhhhh.. where are you?  Are you home?
NY Drunkie - No, I’m not home yet.  I’m far from home.  I’m far, far away.  I’m not in Kansas anymore and I don’t have my slippers….

5:47 AM - Phone rings again

frankNbeans - Helllooo??
LA Drunkie #1 - frankNbeans!!!  What are you doing?!?!? HELLOO!!!!!!
frankNbeans - It’s 5:30.. I was sleeping
LA Drunkie #2 - We’re DRRUUUUUNK!!!  HELLO!!!!!!  HI!!!  We’re DRUNK!!!!
frankNbeans - I know, that’s the only reason you guys call me at 5 in the morning.
LA Drunkie #1 - We’re SOOOO DRUNK!  It’s BLAHBLAH’s birthday!!!
frankNbeans - Ok… who the hell is BLAHBLAH?
LA DRUNKIE #2 - Say happy birthday to BLAHBLAH!!  HELLO!!! We’re DRUUUNK!
frankNbeans - I don’t know who BLAHBLAH is.
LA DRUNKIE #1 - We’RE SOOOOOO DRUNK!  ok BYE!!!  WE’RE DRUNK!

Just my luck.  When I’m out and I want to stay out longer and get drunk, everyone is either home or nowhere to be found.  When I’m home and doing absolutely nothing, everyone calls me all drunk and fucked up reminding me of how great a time they are having without me.

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