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Animal Food is like Human Food

frankNbeans

Sometimes during the day, I have some very profound and intellectual conversations with my friends.  This wasn’t one of them.

16:17:19  FriendLOL : sesame crunch
16:18:07  frankNbeans : that little sesame candy thing?
16:18:20  FriendLOL : yes
16:18:22  FriendLOL : i ate all 5
16:18:28  frankNbeans : those aren’t too great
16:18:31  FriendLOL : waht
16:18:33  FriendLOL : they are awesome
16:19:43  frankNbeans : don’t get all offended like your daddy invented them or something
16:19:52  frankNbeans : I just dont like them
16:19:58  frankNbeans : did you ever have birds like parakeets as pets?
16:20:29  FriendLOL : no 
16:21:04  frankNbeans : the bird treats you buy at petco, look exactly like those
16:21:08  frankNbeans : they probably taste the same too
16:21:37  FriendLOL : no way
16:21:39  FriendLOL : this is sweet
16:21:43  FriendLOL : animals cant have sweets
16:22:03  FriendLOL : bc if u had animals u would know
16:22:04  frankNbeans : you’re buggin
16:22:08  FriendLOL : bc its not in their diet
16:22:08  frankNbeans : whatever man you’re on crack
16:22:12  FriendLOL : to have sweets like we do
16:22:22  FriendLOL : dude
16:22:32  FriendLOL : you dont even know
16:22:34  FriendLOL : so stop pretending
16:24:38  frankNbeans : whatever

Intermission - For those of you that can’t imagine me ever raising a parakeet, you’re correct.  I used to have two actually, but I never “raised” them.  My grandmother used to feed them and give them water and everything.  Then my grandmother went to Korea for a few months and I ran out of birdfood.  I kept telling myself I had to get more birdfood, but I always forgot.

 

Two weeks later, I didn’t need to remind myself to get birdfood anymore.

 

16:29:55  frankNbeans : hey did you read my post the other day about GG and what it means?
16:30:03  FriendLOL : gg, whats that?
16:30:10  frankNbeans : it means like good game… as in, thanks for trying, maybe next time
16:30:20  FriendLOL : and?
16:30:23  frankNbeans : Parakeet Honey Treat Sticks
16:30:36  frankNbeans : GG 

Now for those of you that don’t know what I’m talking about.  Look at the picture of the sesame seed crunch “snack” and the bird treats side by side.  Yummmy!

  

 

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2 Comments so far

  1. kickyouinurballs
    January 10th, 2007

    | 8:55 PM

    one day i will kick ur butt. those are so good!

  2. straYhands
    January 11th, 2007

    | 10:42 AM

    it’s the food fairy….