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Nobody likes drama.  Or so they claim.  The funniest thing I’ve noticed is that the people that always say they hate drama, are the ones to cause it.  Always.  Never fails.  And it’s almost always a girl.  Truth.

I’ve met a decent share of girls in my life.  Can’t say I’ve met alot of girls but I think I’ve met probably as much as any other average guy.  Now out of all of these girls, the girls that bring up the subject out of the blue and claim how they can’t stand drama, usually end up being the ones that cause it.  The ones that innocently say how they hate it but “it always follows them”, are the worst ones.

Coincidence?  I think not.

My theory is that these girls actually love the drama.  They love the attention they get from it and therefore cause it.  When they claim to hate it, it’s just their way of trying to pre-emptively defend themselves from the scuds of drama that are bound to be launched.  And when they claim how it always “happens to find them”, it’s so they won’t be held at fault when this drama tracks them down and obliterates everyone within range.

So if you’re a girl and you feel like

• Your friends are out to get you
• Nobody understands you for the real you
• Everyone you meet seems to cause drama
• Wherever you go, someone ends up crying or fighting
• No matter how hard you try, there always seems to be drama

odds are, it’s you and not them.  If you’re a guy and you feel any of the above, you’re just emo and need to check to make sure you still have two nuts in your sack.

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