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She’s Juicy!

frankNbeans

Not sure if I mentioned this before but xxxx works in the same company that I do.  Being that she’s an attractive looking girl and new to the company, on top of the fact that my company’s comprised of about 80% asian male programmers, it was just a matter of time before xxxx fell victim to some nerdy pickup attempts. 

So a couple of hours ago, we’re just chatting and she starts bugging out going “omg”.  So I ask her what’s wrong and she replies

13:44:24  xxxx: omg
13:44:27  frankNbeans : ???
13:44:28  xxxx: ur rnd grou[p
13:44:30  frankNbeans : what’s wrong?
13:44:35  xxxx: some guy si stoppign by
13:44:37  xxxx: hsiluh

Since I’m used to xxxx’s IM’s by now, I deciphered that message to mean - “Your R&D group.  Some guy is stopping by.  Shilluh (Korean for ‘I don’t like it’)”

She went on to tell me about some guy she met once during volunteering and now he going to stop by her desk.  Turns out that she wanted a Capri Sun the other day and they didn’t have any.  So when the guy saw some Capri Sun today, he got one and brought it to her.

How sweet huh?  Yeah, it was great back in 2nd grade with a side of Elmer’s.

Anyway, xxxx also thought that it was pretty lame and she took the Capri Sun and threw it in the guy’s face.

Gangsta!

Actually, she just blushed like a tomato while taking the Capri Sun and going “tee hee tee hee kekeke”

So now my question is this.  How many girls thought that was sweet?  Probably most. 

Now think of the nerdiest guy you know doing that for you and how many of you would think that’s sweet?  Alot less. 

Now think of the hottest guy you know (other than me cause I would never give a girl Capri Sun) doing that for you.  Yeah, all of you think it’s sweet. 

My points are -

  1. Capri Sun is a shitty present and you shouldn’t give it to anyone unless you’re a kid toucher and your target wooing range is K-6
  2. If a girl thinks you’re cute, everything you do for her is cute.  If a girl thinks you’re a nerd, everything you do for her is nerdy.
  3. I don’t like Capri Sun.
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5 rating from 4 votes

6 Comments so far

  1. Peanuts
    December 14th, 2006

    | 5:00 PM

    she must be hot

  2. straYhands
    December 14th, 2006

    | 6:42 PM

    capri sun is good!

  3. man purse carrying manwhore
    December 17th, 2006

    | 7:30 PM

    i say you just spike her capri sun with some gin and have a party in her mouth.

  4. iknowwhatudidlastnite
    December 19th, 2006

    | 3:01 PM

    i thought capri sun is for black peeps. wait, that’s kool-aid. i still think it’s sweet regardless what he looks like since he brought it over cuz she wanted one in the past.

  5. soobean
    January 9th, 2007

    | 2:33 PM

    if he had brought in a whole case of caprisun- that would have been sweet. but 1? juss shows he’s a friggin stingy ass guy that wants to get some bang for his buck. so grossness to the max.

  6. that viet girl
    January 9th, 2007

    | 3:23 PM

    it’s the thought that counts… nerdy or not… it was a kind gesture.

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