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.. get the milk for free?  That expression popped into my head today because I saw this cow of a woman on the bus this morning.  Kidding.  It’s cause one of my friends from college is getting married this week.  Even though D hardly ever comes out anymore because he’s busy at home killing dragons and spiders, we all still care about him alot.  And come Sunday, he will officially be the first one out of us to get locked into the ball and chains.

So that made me wonder, seriously.  Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?  Well I guess D thought that this cow’s milk was sooooo damn good that he wanted to lock that shit up forever!  Not trying to say J’s a cow or anything but you get the point.  Whatever, that’s about as romantic as I’m going to get.

So in honor of D and J, I wrote a little something to remember some of the good ‘ol days.

It’s been over five years since D and J met
Through the good and the bad, the joys and regrets
Always stuck at the hip like Stitch and Milo
Since the day their eyes met at good ‘ol Twilo

Alot has since changed, as I try to recall
D would wear “Vandit” if anything at all
Cause he liked to go shirtless, no matter the weather
And J with those pants, tight, shiny, black leather

I remember in college, you’d cut all our hair
Working the buzzer while in your underwear
And we’d pay you with meals of Chinese or Pizza Hut
Anything for food, you were like a Barber Slut

Time sure flies by as the big day draws near
J was the swift kick that D needed in the rear
Their relationship is strong and they’re ready to wed
J’s been a ‘lil stressed and D… just looking “well fed”

We all wish you the best in the years that will come
Sunday’s the big day when two become one
Yeah,that last line was gay but the rhyme’s ending right now
J your first job as wife, is to get D’s ass off WoW

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