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So a bunch of us went to VR on Friday night, which is my customary tradition whenever I go out to LA, and got totally wrecked.  My friend Scott crashed at the hotel room afterwards with me and Golden Shower Child (GSC).  So it was me on the bed near the window, GSC on the bed near the bathroom and Scott on the floor in between the two beds.
We wake up around 10am or so on Saturday morning and the first thing Scott says to me is “Yo, I wouldn’t try to wear your clothes by the window if I were you”

“Huh?  Why?  What happened?”

“GSC pissed all over your clothes last night”

You see, Scott was sleeping and heard someone waking up in the middle of the night.  He looked up and saw GSC get up from his bed, walk over him, and towards the window.  Scott wasn’t sure if he was dreaming or not so he was about to go back to sleep when he heard that sound.  You know that sound.  The sound of a pitcher of water being poured onto carpet… or clothes.  So he opened his eyes and looked over and saw GSC leaning against the window with one arm.  Other hand grabbing his unit.  Pissing onto the floor.  Pissing all over my clothes on the floor.

By this time, GSC was already mid stream so Scott didn’t think it would be right to stop him.  So being the great friend he is, he just let GSC finish his business on my clothes.  Then once he was finished, GSC walked back to his bed and went to sleep.

GSC was so drunk that he claims he doesn’t remember any of this.  He denied that he did it on purpose, but I think he subconsciously did it because he has some pent up anger against me.  He’s one angry flip.

I guess the whole situation could have been worse.  Scott could have not been woken up and the next day I might have tried to put the urine covered jeans back on.  Or, GSC could have just taken a shit on my clothes instead… kind of like what Cadawg did all over Ed’s hotel bathroom that other time.

Come to think of it, what’s up with these filipinos?!?!?!
 

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