Awww… soooo cute!!!
My coworker has the cutest kid. Just the way she looks and acts makes you go… awwww. But, let me also tell you that I’m not one of those people that think all babies are cute. I think people like that either blind or fucking dumb. If I see a really cute baby, I’ll probably say “aww, your baby’s so cute”. If I saw a really ugly baby, I’d probably say something like “that’s a really cute little hat on your baby”.
For example, anyone go to cnn.com this morning? If you haven’t, here’s a picture of some baby that got kidnapped and then found.
For babies like this, I don’t know what the fuck I’d say. First of all, this baby’s #2 on my list of the ugliest babies I’ve ever seen… right behind the Elephant Man..Baby..ManBaby. Second, there’s nothing about the baby’s outfit that I could even compliment. If I was there when this picture was taken, I think I would have said “Ohhhh.. that’s a really nice camera you got there.. is it a Canon Sureshot?”
