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A few of our friends got together this past weekend for a birthday dinner and drinks.  Everyone showed up to dinner and while we’re eating, Strayhands points out our friend’s outfit (I can’t disclose the full name in order to protect his privacy so we’ll just call him N..k).

Anyway, N..k was wearing a blue button-down shirt… tucked in, of course.. and khaki’s.  Now back in 1995 we would have been all up on him for looking like the Blockbuster guy but it’s 2006 and we are much more mature.  So we had a new nickname for N..k - the WaMu guy. 

Now just imagine that dude in the picture, except 30 shades lighter and 30 lbs heavier.  The only thing he was missing was a nametag that says “ask me about our low interest home loans” and our boy N..k would have himself a new career.

So the whole night, we’d refer to N..k as the WaMu Guy.  I think at one point he was ready to punch me… which isn’t much different than most other weekends.

But the night wasn’t a total loss for my boy, N..k.  The waitress at the bar we went to actually struck up a conversation with him.  They were in the corner together talking for quite awhile and I must say I was ready to really give him some props.

Turns out, she only wanted to get free checking.

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