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Stingray Hunter

frankNbeans

Ohhhh shit, did you guys hear that Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter died?  Of course you did.  EVERYONE has heard about it by now.  So why the hell do people find the need to announce it on their blogs like it’s some kind of news.  So lame.  And on top of that, the next thing out of everyone’s mouths is…

“… and you know what?  Isn’t it weird how he didn’t even die to a crocodile!!!”

No, you ninnies.. it’s not weird.  Why the hell would he die to a crocodile?  If he couldn’t handle crocs, his nickname would be the Crocodile Bitch, not the Crocodile HUNTER!  He used to hunt those shits so he wouldn’t die to one now, would he?

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