Justin Time
So a friend of mine that basically has a second income through Ebay tells me about these Justin Timberlake concert tickets that are going on sale today at noon. He gives me a link and tells me that as soon as the tickets go on sale, if I buy a pair, I can make a quick and easy $200 bucks, so I figure… why not?
I’m on the page starting from around 11:55. 11:58 hits on my clock and I’m refreshing that mofo every 5 seconds, just in case my clock’s a bit slow. Refresh.. refresh.. refresh.. 11:59.. refresh.. refresh.. refresh. 12:00. DING! The page changes and it allows me to select the tickets now.
Quick. Drop down… 2 tickets… best available… enter!
Word verification part - the jumbled up word happens to be “cozen”. What the hell is a cozen? Who cares.. type that shit in and BAM!!!
… searching for tickets… searching… searching…
I’ve got this! $200 bucks here I come!!
… searching….
Your request is not available. There were no tickets available that matched your request.
What the fuck? It took me a total of about 30 seconds to get up to that stage and in that time, all of the tickets were sold out. Sold out?!?!
And by the way.
Cozen - v. 1 : to deceive, win over, or induce to do something by artful coaxing and wheedling or shrewd trickery.
Damn you, Justin. I have been cozened!
