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 How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one […]

My friend sent me a link. . .its perfect for someone like me.
Things you want but don’t need. . .
He recommended that I get this item. Apparently, its a best seller. What do you think?
  

 
As the show Will and Grace approaches its finale, it makes me think about getting a “Will” for myself. I’m at a point where I am not looking for a boyfriend. If I find one, that’s great, but I am not looking for one. A fuck buddy would be much better at this point.
Most of […]

Warning: if the words “penis,” “clitoris” and “masturbation” make you even the tiniest bit uncomfortable then you must read on in an attempt to overcome these fears.
 
In my experience with talking to most women, the phrase “I had an orgasm” is seldom heard. In fact, the word orgasm is often used by women when talking […]

eyef*ck - v. 1. When a person checks you out in way that will allow them to imagine they are having sex with you. 2. To look at a person from head to toe with lustful eyes. That girl just eyef*cked me so bad.
Have you ever been eyef*cked? Sometimes it can be an ego booster, but […]

Why do guys ask girls if they can touch their boobies? I don’t get it…that’s just so RUDE!!! It’s like me asking a guy, can I touch your package? If I let you touch with my boobies will you let me touch your package? =P 

Since choi is writing about the first time, I will write about one of my times.
Honestly I don’t remember how I meet this girl. Maybe it was online, maybe it was at a club, I honestly don’t remember her name or where I meet the bitch.
But a things I remember about this girl is that […]

So I finally wore those damn boxer briefs for that special someone. I felt like a teenage girl showing off her new bra for the first time. Or I felt like a girl showing of her sexiest lingerie for the first time to her lover on a honeymoon or something. It just felt a little […]

Has anyone ever heard of viatical settlements? I had never heard that term until I was watching Medium last night.A viatical settlement allows you to invest in another person’s life insurance policy. With a viatical settlement, you purchase the policy (or part of it) at a price that is less than the death benefit of […]