… everything else is second-rate
i remember when i was young and i was going to a friend’s bday party. it was such an event. i mean, balloons, pizza, cake, games, soda, lots of kids. i mean, it was a PARTY. ya know? now, it’s just dinner and drinks. obviously as we get older we can do without the balloons […]
why are women so confused? they say what they want but i don’t think they do. my friend thinks they do but i don’t know. because if they do know what they want but act like they don’t then aren’t they just playing games? foolish games…
i know women will say that its their choice but […]
The best game show on tv right now is Deal or NO Deal. I mean, what other game show has everything a man wants? it’s got big money prizes (6 mil), hot women (30 of them i think) and dorky contestants? ok, they could find another host but i mean, the show is just genius. […]
how many of you have enjoyed the tittie slap? no? never had it? its a most refreshing feeling. you should definitely try it once. all you need to do is find a pair of titties and just have them slap you in the face. not hard of course but just enough power to feel the […]
i’ve been gone for awhile……i’m back now.
as i get older, i find that i need to groom myself more frequently. either hair grows more rapidly now or it just grows in places it’s never grown before. i will never understand why we need hair around our buttholes. ok, i’ll understand but i don’t agree with it, it’s just wrong. if we […]
the first time i had sex was when i was a freshman in college. many of you might think this was late but i thought it was early, considering i was going to wait until after marriage. yea, after marriage……shit, i’d be the 31 yr old virgin then.
anyhow, my first time was on the floor […]
where have all the good women gone? i kept asking myself that same question but i never seemed to have an answer, maybe i’m just blind or jaded. i recently had a little chat with a friend about this and she basically told me that just because a woman has preferences (i.e. personality, career, money, […]
ok, let’s be honest. how many guys like to eat out at the pink taco stand? (i didn’t know what a pink taco was for the longest time, shaddap) i know guys like to receive but how many of you like to return the favor? yea, i’ve heard the reasons for not venturing way down […]
everyone’s seen the drunken spill. mostly women do this but occasionally a man will do it too. you know, when the girl is butt ass drunk and doesn’t know her right from left. she loses all control of her body and can’t stand up straight. she’s usually on the floor but if she attmepts to […]