… everything else is second-rate
Ladies, if you’re going to wear sandals, please make sure that
You get a pedicure
The sandals fit properly
I don’t think those two things are too much to ask but it just seems like 90% of the girls don’t get it. Whether it’s on the subway or the bus or even at work… I see so many […]
I’ve been talking to alot of my female friends lately and alot of them are in some sort of situation where they really like the guy, but because of reason X, they’re just “dating”. Girls, I’m going to say this once and only once. If a guy doesn’t want to commit 100% to you, it’s […]
I went out to drink a little tonight. I came home and the doorman goes.. Jeter’s coming!! I was like oh shit!!!! As I walked to the elevator, I didn’t see anyone. Pressed the button at the lobby… the elevator opens and it’s fucking Derek Jeter. I was like.. oh shit, Derek Jeter!!! He says.. […]
They said that this guy is estimated to weigh around 1200 lbs. They don’t know for sure cause his ass is too fat to be able to get on a regular scale.
But the real question I have is, what the hell is that?!?! Is that his stomach? His knee? His nuts?
When was the last time you shit your pants? Some of you might say 4 years old? Some of the slower ones might say maybe 8 or 9 years old? For me, the last time I shit my pants was in 8th grade. Let’s see… so I was umm… 13 years old. Yes, 13 years […]
A stepdad was upset that the man who molested his daughter was acquitted because the law required sexual intercourse for a rape charge. He successfully campaigned for tougher Ohio state rape laws.
On Monday, a stepdad was convicted on rape charges for inseminating his stepdaughter with his sperm because his wife couldn’t conceive a child.
It was […]
I think I have some sort of a water leak or something under my bedroom floor. After going out last night and getting trashed beyond comprehension, I woke up this morning with the meanest of hangovers. I got up to go get some water and felt something wet under my feet. WTF? There was a […]
Question - Why do all the nice smelling things last for such a short time while the stinky stuff stays around forever?
Example - The Bath and Bodyworks air freshener that I got the other day is already almost kicked. $20 for an air freshener and two weeks later it smells like warm plastic. Yet everytime my right hand comes up […]
… speaking of breasts. I think all you asian girls should quit making jokes about asian guys with little ding dings until you can at least hold up a tube top without squeezing your arms against your sides.