… everything else is second-rate
took me awhile, but i finally obtained my ny state medical license…
now i can practice botox (at a discounted price of course) and prescibe vicodin to all you addicts. (just kidding about the vicodin–but serious about the botox).
no matter how hot a woman is…somebody, somewhere out there is sick of her shit.
half of my face is numb…so while i recover from dr. lazarus’ anesthesia, enjoy this freak playing tetris.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/you-suck-at-tetris-169834.php
so last night i was out with a few coworkers at bar XII. we noticed the rear section of the place was roped off with a camera crew set. apparently they were taping a session of speed dating. in this case it was ‘hurry up’ dating with approx 40 ppl involved. this fella explained to […]