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Went to a picnic last week and took this picture from the top of the ferris wheel.  You can see all the different rides in the background as well as the different food/dessert/drink tents scattered around everywhere.  I go every year and the thing that impresses me the most are always the porta-potties that are airconditioned […]

I’m sure everyone’s read this story about Don Imus and the comment he made about Pacman Jones. Basically someone was talking about Jones and his problems with the law and how he was arrested like 6 times in the past 3 years or something. Imus asks the guy, “What race is he?“. […]

Gave my first best man speech last week for Casperone’s wedding.  All things considered, I thought it came out alot better than I thought it would.  Posted it here so I can refer back to it if I have to make another speech in the future.

Good afternoon everyone.  First I wanted to thank the parents […]

Yeah so someone tell me what the deal is with the Gladiator sandals lately? I think a couple of years ago it was the Chinatown flipflops with the mesh in the front and lately all I’ve been seeing are these frikkin sandals. Do girls purposely try to go out of their way to […]

In light of some recent events, I had to temporarily take the page down for a few weeks and block a few specific ISP’s.
I’ll be posting back to normal in a day or two.

It was so nice outside today, I went over to the park by the river with my ipod and a book and sat out reading for a couple of hours.  Every once in awhile I took a little break to just watch the people that were hanging out at the park.  I noticed…
A white couple […]

Finally finished my move to the west side this weekend and I have to say it’s actually really nice.  Went out on Saturday for a couple of hours to walk along the walkway they have by the water and it was fun.  First time in awhile that I had fun actually walking with no destination.  […]

I have a question for you.  Why do you post the nerdiest shit?  I just tried watching that video and woke up 2 minutes into it with a pool of drool on my shoulder.
Can you post something that’s interesting for normal people.  Like stuff about girls and boobies and farting or something like that?
Enough of […]

I guess lately my life’s been pretty boring.  The biggest highlight of May happened last night.  Yeah, I finally got laid!!!  Jay Kay.
I was having dinner at Wolfgang’s when there was a huge ruckus coming from the table behind me.  Like five waiters ran over and I turned to see this big, old man choking on […]