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Archive for September, 2007

You’re Fat Because of Others

According this article on MSNBC, the obesity epidemic among children in this country is the fault of their environment.
Ohhhh.. is that what it was?  So you’re not fat because you eat too much, but you’re fat because there are too many Burger Kings near your house!
And to think this whole time I thought the kids […]

Don’t Tase Me Bro!

I found this on youtube.  It has to do with that idot that got tased in Florida the other week.

I guarantee you’ll be cracking up.  If you don’t laugh out loud while watching this, you have the sense of humour of a used tampon.  Thanks.  Bye.

In Iran…

Hahaha.. I’m paraphrasing here but this is basically the jist of what the President of Iran said when asked about why they execute people because of their sexual preference.
“We do not have homosexuals in Iran.  We don’t have that phenomenom like you do in this country.  There are no homosexuals in my country.”
Umm… maybe because […]

$10,000 for a Level 70 Rogue

http://www.switched.com/2007/09/18/online-game-character-sells-for-10k/
That’s sick.  Too bad they don’t have legendary level 70 caster weapons that I can gear up my mage with.  If I could get half of $10k, I’d totally sell it.

Owww Owwww Owww Owwww!

Hahaha… I’m sure alot of you have already seen or at least heard about this incident where a student was tasered after being an idiot at some John Kerry speech or something.  If you haven’t seen it, here’s a clip.  The best part is towards the end when he’s crying like a bitch.

Alot of liberal […]

Get Me a Yammakuh

Sometimes I wish I was Jewish.  So many holidays where all you’re required to do is stay home and do nothing.  I heard that today’s some Jewish holiday where all they have to do is hurry up and get home before the sun goes down. 
It’s called Rush-ah-Home-ah or something like that.

Mawwige….

Pics of Edrisa’s wedding at one of the photographers’ websites.
http://www.dianamlottphotography.com/blog/

Duh?!?!

So the Mortgage Bankers Association said today that at least one out of every seven subprime borrowers are overdue on their payments.  DUH!?!?!
For those of you that care but don’t know, subprime borrowers are people that have really bad credit… and somehow managed to get a mortgage.
So basically, a lender goes out of his way […]