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Archive for August, 2007

Ham Sandwiches are Scary!

“Don’t go to sleep right after you eat or you’ll get nightmares”
Anyone ever hear that saying before?  I’ve never heard until the other day but that shit’s true!  I was really hungry so I had a ham sandwich at like midnight and feel asleep a few minutes later.
Sure enough.. in the middle of the night, […]

Just How Mega Is It?

So the mega-millions jackpot is at like $200mm right now and it seems that I have some mega-dumb *cough* Eddie and Dave *cough* friends that don’t know how the whole lotto thing works.  I figured I’d take a few minutes to explain to these ninnies that you’re not really winning $200,000,000.00.
When the jackpot is $200mm, it means […]

Filipinster

“Friendster is a leading website in many Asian countries and is is now the #1 most visited site in the Philippines…”
No wonder I suddenly have so many “friends” from the Philippines that I’ve never met.

Want some Vicks with your OJ?

Does this whole Michael Vick thing remind anyone of another famous case involving a black athlete?  OJ Simpson perhaps?  As the whole case goes on longer and longer, African-Americans are one by one jumping onto some fabricated race-discrimination crusade.
C’mon, are you serious?  Seriously.  Are you serious?!?!  The fucking guy does something illegal, gets caught, and […]

It’s in my heart…

I’m fortunate enough to be going to the Yankee game tonight and possibly witnessing A-Rod’s 500th home run.  While mentioning this to a friend of mine (ok, it was frankNbeans), he suggested that we sell the ball, should I happen to catch it.  It went like this:
frankNbeans: if you catch it, can we sell it […]