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Archive for May, 2007

Mine!!!!

As of last night, A-rod has become my favorite baseball player.  Not because he’s the “best player in baseball” or the league leader in HR’s and RBI’s.  It’s because he’s the most entertaining player to watch and you never know what he’s going to do.
If you’re not familiar with A-rod, he was involved in a […]

This is Beautiful, What is it… Velvet?

So my good friend Casper decided to wear this velvet blazer out on Saturday night.  I must say it was a pretty nice blazer, although a tad thick for 90* weather, and by the end of the night we all took turns trying it on. 
[11:49] Casper: Strayhands put a picture of him in MY blazer on […]

Roomate Conversation

This is a typical conversation between me and one of my roomates -
[13:45] JBRONX: sheesh
[13:45] frankNbeans: I thought maybe yung told you
[13:45] frankNbeans: you fuck
[13:45] frankNbeans: I hate you
[13:45] JBRONX: hey.. we have something in common… i hate me too
[13:45] JBRONX: jk
[13:45] JBRONX: i just hate you
[13:46] frankNbeans: it’s cause I have lots of epics
[13:46] […]

Celebrity Hierarchy

So I was at LAX yesterday, waiting for my flight back to NY and saw… not one, but TWO celebrities.  Well, they’re celebrities in the sense that I recognized them and they’re really rich.  Or at least one of them was really rich.
Flight Attendant - We will now be boarding our First Class passengers.
 walks up […]