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Archive for April, 2007

Jap Chae

I was talking to Strayhands this morning online.  We were talking about how our other friend’s birthday is coming up but we haven’t heard anything about it yet.  He’s supposedly our friend but we don’t get invited to his birthday things.  Last year, nothing.  This year, nothing.  What a piece of shit he is.  Anyway, […]

9-1-90

Don’t listen to all that bullshit girls say about how they want a guy with a good personality and all that crap.  When a guy and a girl first meet, she’ll know within the first few seconds whether she’s interested or not.  She’ll put the guy into a category.

Type 1:I want him - She’s definitely […]

Bye Bye Rosie

Rosie O’Donnell aka Fat Racist Pig is leaving the View.  More like, she’s getting canned cause she’s more of a liability than a benefit.

Mysterious Light - True Story

So I was walking down the street the other day and noticed a really bright light in the distance.  I couldn’t quite figure out where the glare was coming from but before I could get close enough to it to get a better look, it was gone.  POOF!
A day or so later, I was taking […]

Here comes the pizza!!!!

Some bonehead at a Bosox/Angels game at Fenway throws a slice of pizza at another fan.  The funniest part is just listening to the announcers cracking up about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsdes0QI4W4