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Archive for December, 2006

E-Tickets…

How many of you guys buy your plane tickets online?  I’m sure pretty much everyone does these days, unless you’re some old fart that doesn’t know how to use the internet.  Like my grandmother. 
But she’s not an old fart, she’s just old.  She’s cool and I miss hanging out with her.  She tried to drink with me one […]

Merry (Belated) Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone!  I don’t care if you’re a Jew or Muslim or something.  If you don’t like it, get the hell off my page.
I was actually going to post pictures of my tree but I haven’t gotten hold of a camera yet.  Hopefully I’ll update with pictures within the next couple of days.
On another […]

She’s Juicy!

Not sure if I mentioned this before but xxxx works in the same company that I do.  Being that she’s an attractive looking girl and new to the company, on top of the fact that my company’s comprised of about 80% asian male programmers, it was just a matter of time before xxxx fell victim to some nerdy pickup […]

I’m Sick of This Bullshit!

Now, is it just me or are some people in forums rediculously dramatic?  Holy shit.  I’m all for discussing ideas, theories and policies, but c’mon!!  There’s this one forum that I read regularly and by looking at some of the topics, you’d think these people were being treated like shit and their families sacrificed to the […]

Most Watched Video on the Internet…

If you haven’t heard by now, the “Star Wars Kid” is the most watched video on the internet.  I never found the original version all too funny, but this edited version has me tearing in my seat everytime I watch it… especially at the 00:15 mark when he rams the wall and almost does a faceplant.  I […]