… everything else is second-rate
I know I haven’t posted lately but it’s cause I don’t have access to a computer. As I was sitting in the panel with other potential jurors, I thought to myself… damn, I’m so objective and open minded and awesome, I’d make a good juror. I guess the lawyers felt the same way.
So now you’re […]
I’ve bascially spent all morning in front of the computer. But, what makes this morning different is that I’m not at work, but instead at Jury Duty. I expected to be bored out of my mind, but it’s not half as bad as I thought it’d be with internet access.
The thing about this is that I don’t […]
14:19:20 illitryt liz: let me decie ill write an email so we know where to meet
14:19:26 illitryt liz : sinc eu wont be in orn ot f apc tomorrow
I’ll buy a drink for the first person to figure out what she’s saying. Seriously.
After years of reading and watching the news in this country, you’d think that the only races that existed were whites, blacks and sometimes hispanics. That’s it. Asians? What are they? Oh, the quiet little nail technicians? (
I have this friend that chats only with a word or two, never complete sentences… or even a complete phrase. So most of our conversations throughout the day consist of alot of “huh” and “what” on my part. What makes it worse is that she’s got ADD and doesn’t ever fix her spelling errors when she […]
If you aren’t using your real name to comment, can you at least use a nickname which I’ll recognize? Here is an example of some of the nicknames I’d recognize.
Choi, Choiiiii, Choiiiiiiiiiiiii
Bronx, Fat Roomate
Casper, Eggwhite
Dukpoki, Man-purse Carrier
Here are some of the nicknames that I wouldn’t recgonize
Hello - Hi to you too
J,D,K or any other initials - […]
One of my favorite cameo appearances in a movie has to be the one by NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Playing himself, as this horny, drug loving, chick chaser was fucking hilarious and seemed realistic enough.
Little did I know that NPH is a lot better an actor than I […]
The look on this guy’s face after he says the answer is priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMriTkE3igY
My friend messaged me on AIM this morning.
[09:55] buggedout: i’m moving out
[09:57] frankNbeans: what happened?
[09:57] buggedout: i found two cockroaches
[09:57] frankNbeans: ewww
[09:57] buggedout: been crying all morning
[09:57] buggedout:
[09:57] frankNbeans: crying? why?
[09:57] frankNbeans: cause of the roaches?
[09:58] buggedout: COCKROACHES!
I found that particularly funny because this girl is so strong. Physically, she couldn’t benchpress a qtip, but […]
There are seriously some sick fucking people in this world. Did you guys hear that story about the 19 year old that raped a mother? HIS mother? What the fuck?
According to the story, his mom was passed out drunk on the couch or something. And the sicko started raping her and she woke up. She […]