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My roomate and good buddy will be moving back home to LA today.  In the few short years that I’ve known her, our friendship has grown closer than most people whom I’ve known for much longer. 
Although she’s not the easiest person to get along with, she would do anything for someone she cared about.  And […]

So you’ve all heard the term, “I’ve created a monster”, right?  Well yeah.  I think I created a monster.  Well, more like a pixel obsessed Ogre.
You see, one of my roomates moved into the apartment a little over a year ago.  At that time, I was already well into World of Warcraft.  Over the next […]

There was this one time I was at some asian party, drunk off my ass.  I remember I was standing at the bar and checking out this girl on the other side for like 20 minutes.  I kept thinking to myself, “Damn, that girl’s so cute!”  Finally, after like my fifth shot of Jagermeister in […]

I know I’ve talked about this before, but everytime I read stories like this, it pisses me off.  I understand that alot of people lost loved ones, but get the fuck over it.  So they found some human bones.  Ok, and….?  What is there to get all fucking upset over?
I’m willing to bet that the majority […]

.. get the milk for free?  That expression popped into my head today because I saw this cow of a woman on the bus this morning.  Kidding.  It’s cause one of my friends from college is getting married this week.  Even though D hardly ever comes out anymore because he’s busy at home killing dragons and […]

Ever have one of those days when you look in the mirror and think to yourself, damn.. I look pretty good today.  Well, today wasn’t one of those days for me.  But the weird thing is that when I got on the bus and found a seat near the back, this cute girl that was […]

You know what never ceases to amaze me?  How people these days are “offended” by the stupidest shit.  I just read an article where some Islamic website is complaing at how the Apple Store on Fifth Ave resembles some Muslim building too much and they’re offended.  Here’s a picture of the two buildings.

So basically because they’re both […]

This quote is from some ninny on MSNBC.com.
“It was very scary,” said Diane Tarantini.  “It brings back all these memories about planes hitting buildings, the terror of that day in September.”
Ooohhh..  the TERROR of THAT DAY!  Scaaaary!  Hahah.. what a melodramatic quack.  Is it just me or do these fucking people need to get over […]

From some preliminary reports on CNN about the aircraft that crashed into a building this afternoon
“Police say an aircraft has crashed into a building on Manhattan’s Upper East Side at 72nd Street and York Avenue. It is near Rockefeller Center.”
For those of you not familiar with NY.  72nd and York is about 3 or 4 miles away […]

This has got to be the best punishment ever. 
Basically, there was this kid toucher that pleaded guilty to abducting, molesting and drowning a 10 year old girl named, Katie, and sent to jail.  While in jail, some inmates grabbed this fucker and put a tattoo on his forehead that reads “Katies Revenge”. 
 
Hahaha… how fucking awesome is that?  […]