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Archive for September, 2006

New Record!

Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a big perpetrator of the drunkdial.  Normally I’m not really a phone person but once I’m drunk, I tend to call people I haven’t even spoken to since gradeschool and have lengthy conversations with them.  Lenghty for me at least, which is like 2-3 minutes.
I set a new self record last […]

No monthly fees!!!

A few of our friends got together this past weekend for a birthday dinner and drinks.  Everyone showed up to dinner and while we’re eating, Strayhands points out our friend’s outfit (I can’t disclose the full name in order to protect his privacy so we’ll just call him N..k).
Anyway, N..k was wearing a blue button-down shirt… tucked in, […]

Deal or No Deal…..

The best game show on tv right now is Deal or NO Deal. I mean, what other game show has everything a man wants? it’s got big money prizes (6 mil), hot women (30 of them i think) and dorky contestants? ok, they could find another host but i mean, the show is just genius. […]

I’ve seen this video like 20 times and I still crack up everytime I watch it.  If I ever get like this guy, can one of you guys put me down?  Thanks.
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=777117351081745463&hl=en
       

Hmm….

Came across this question in one of the forums I read and wanted to know what people thought.
A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the […]

tittie slaps….

how many of you have enjoyed the tittie slap? no? never had it? its a most refreshing feeling. you should definitely try it once. all you need to do is find a pair of titties and just have them slap you in the face. not hard of course but just enough power to feel the […]

the return….

i’ve been gone for awhile……i’m back now.

Mirror mirror on the wall…

Am I the only one that can’t stand those mirror self-portraits?  I admit that the first time I saw it, it was kinda cool but after seeing it on everybody and their fucking mothers’ pages… it’s getting real old, real quick.
The biggest issue I have with that crap is the fact that the majority of […]

Stingray Hunter

Ohhhh shit, did you guys hear that Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter died?  Of course you did.  EVERYONE has heard about it by now.  So why the hell do people find the need to announce it on their blogs like it’s some kind of news.  So lame.  And on top of that, the next thing […]

I can spit some game!

So I went to the bar last night.  You guys know… THE bar that I always go to.  Anyway this is towards the end of the night around 1 AM or so and I’m drunk off my ass.  I went downstairs to say bye to a friend and after she left, I was going to […]

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