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I got into the biggest fight with a couple of my friends yesterday… sorry, a FEW of my friends yesterday (since it was more than two).  Anyway, fuck them.  I didn’t do anything wrong and they were trying to make it seem like I knew nothing.  I don’t need to put up with stupid shit […]

[14:49] d******143: then on sunday you’ll probably eat crab at redondo
[14:49] frankNbeans: hah yeah
[14:49] frankNbeans: no
[14:49] frankNbeans: leaving sunday
[14:49] d******143: no crab
[14:49] frankNbeans: have to get to work on monday =(
[14:49] d******143: awww
[14:49] frankNbeans: no crab
[14:49] d******143: that sucks
[14:49] frankNbeans: well choi’s the crab lover and he’s not going
[14:49] frankNbeans: so it’s ok
[14:49] d******143: fuck […]

I’ve been having some issues with my rent for this month.  Called the lady at the management company on Tuesday and Wednesday, got her voicemail both times and left messages but never got a call back.
I called her again this morning and finally got through.
“Hi, this is frankNbeans and I’m a tenant at the Lakedoor […]

Did you guys see the video yet of Steve Irwin, the Croc Hunter, when he gets impaled by the stingray?  If you want to give a lecture on how it’s morally wrong to post a video of someone actually dying, get the hell off my page and just don’t click on the link.
Otherwise all of you sickos, […]

So who here likes Chinese Food?  I know I sure do.  I don’t like it all the time, but it’s especially good when it’s lunch hour during work and you can’t think of anything in particular to eat.
Now there’s this one really good place called Chen’s Gourmet that’s kind of near my work.  It’s a few blocks away but those four […]

I was just looking at the banner up on top, and I know that’s me bending over in the black jacket, but who’s everyone else?  I couldn’t really tell.  Anyone know?  Wamu guy, you took this picture… you remember at all?
 
Looking at that banner and pictures like these, is starting to make me itch for snowboarding […]

My coworker has the cutest kid.  Just the way she looks and acts makes you go… awwww.  But, let me also tell you that I’m not one of those people that think all babies are cute.  I think people like that either blind or fucking dumb.  If I see a really cute baby, I’ll probably […]

Avast, ye mateys!  Yaaaaaaargh.  Today be “Talk Like a Pirate Day”.  So all ye landlubbers address me as Captain Yellow or I’ll have to snatch yer booty!  Yaaaaaaaargh!
Damn, I’d make a good fucking pirate…. if I at least knew how to swim.
Coup in Thailand - It’s “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, not “Act Like a Power […]

So I’m at this wedding this weekend, hammered off my ass from drinking way too much Johnny.  About 20 of us, including the groomsmen and the groom decide to go to the bar at the hotel afterwards.
We’re all drinking at the bar having a merry ‘ol time when I thought we needed some more drinks. […]

I remember back when I was like 10 years old, I still didn’t know about sex.  Of course I had never seen a porno and the most action I’d seen was in a movie where they were having sex (unbeknownst to me at the time) but you could only see them kissing.  So like any […]