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Archive for August, 2006

WoW, you’re a loser!

As many of you know, I like to play this game called World of Warcraft.  I really really really like to play it.  Alot of my friends like to poke fun and say that I’m a loser for playing it so much.  Meanwhile, if some of these guys were any more obsessed with fantasy football, […]

I like scotch.. scotchy scotch scotch.. going down..

My friends all say that I drink too much alcohol.  Personally, I know I drink alot.. but I don’t think it’s too much.  I don’t let the alcohol drinking affect the rest of my life or work so it’s ok.  Well, except for the few times when I’ve been really hung over and had to call in sick.  […]

Some games are annoying

I’ve come to notice that alot of girls these days love to make a point that they’re “tired of playing games” and are ready for something real.  YET, those are the very girls that play the most games.
Not that I’m complaining because I completely understand that “tired of playing games” line.  I’ve said the same crap […]

Let’s learn some German

Since I have a tendency to usually write about useless crap, I figured I’d post something cultural and educational this time.  Today we’ll learn a German word.  The word is kaput.
ka·put also ka·putt    ( P ) - Incapacitated or destroyed.
The word was used quite nicely in “Saving Private Ryan” but if you haven’t seen the movie and you’re not […]

It’s free for only $1.00

There’s this street meat guy that I go to sometimes for lunch near my work.  Since I haven’t had street meat in awhile, I decided to go today.  Usually it’s two guys working there but I guess Al was on vacation, cause only Hal was there.  Hal, al… Halal, get it?  Nevermind.
Anyway, most of the […]

We named the dog, Indiana

There was a time back in high school when I felt like the korean Indiana Jones. I wasn’t chased by a gang of Nazis and didn’t hang out with some short chinese kid with a Yankees cap, but I did come damn close to the Holy Grail for asian guys. White chick boobies.
It was during […]

Justin Time

So a friend of mine that basically has a second income through Ebay tells me about these Justin Timberlake concert tickets that are going on sale today at noon.  He gives me a link and tells me that as soon as the tickets go on sale, if I buy a pair, I can make a […]

Frank N Beans

Lately, I’ve been feeling more like the frank without any beans, if you know what I mean. 
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Like I said, I’m all frank and no beans.  This is my life.