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Archive for May, 2006

Creepy

Last week I flew out of Chicago to Saginaw, MI.  We were all on the plane and the pilot came on telling us we would be delayed because the headcount on the plane was one more than their roster.  At that point three thugs in suits came on the plane and stood in the aisle.  […]

CL Part II

After much debate and curiosity (more than anything), i set up a real actual live date with contestant no 2 from my previous CL ad.  He’s poor and not that cute (from his pic), but his response was deemed worthy of a reply.  It started off as:
me: Are you confident that we’ll meet?  You speak with […]

Da Andrea’s Ristorante

 
Great things really do come in small packages. This quaint little spot in West Village (557 Hudson St at Perry St) provides delicious northern Italian fare and excellent Italian wine and beer. If I had to guess, I’d say that this place can seat 40 - 50 people.
Antipasti and Insalate range from $5.50 ~ $9.50
Primi […]

1200 lbs?!?!

They said that this guy is estimated to weigh around 1200 lbs.  They don’t know for sure cause his ass is too fat to be able to get on a regular scale.
But the real question I have is, what the hell is that?!?!  Is that his stomach?  His knee?  His nuts?
 

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