… everything else is second-rate
And while on the subject, so can George Bush. Forget about allegiances and politics for a moment, but does anyone think that putting a slew of armed men on the border is a good thing? Not that I’m old enough to remember this, but the first thing that comes to mind is Kent State […]
Since choi is writing about the first time, I will write about one of my times.
Honestly I don’t remember how I meet this girl. Maybe it was online, maybe it was at a club, I honestly don’t remember her name or where I meet the bitch.
But a things I remember about this girl is that […]
the first time i had sex was when i was a freshman in college. many of you might think this was late but i thought it was early, considering i was going to wait until after marriage. yea, after marriage……shit, i’d be the 31 yr old virgin then.
anyhow, my first time was on the floor […]
So I finally wore those damn boxer briefs for that special someone. I felt like a teenage girl showing off her new bra for the first time. Or I felt like a girl showing of her sexiest lingerie for the first time to her lover on a honeymoon or something. It just felt a little […]
Has anyone ever heard of viatical settlements? I had never heard that term until I was watching Medium last night.A viatical settlement allows you to invest in another person’s life insurance policy. With a viatical settlement, you purchase the policy (or part of it) at a price that is less than the death benefit of […]
I went out to drink a little tonight. I came home and the doorman goes.. Jeter’s coming!! I was like oh shit!!!! As I walked to the elevator, I didn’t see anyone. Pressed the button at the lobby… the elevator opens and it’s fucking Derek Jeter. I was like.. oh shit, Derek Jeter!!! He says.. […]
To all the ladies out there, especially the ones with unflattering figures, I do not want to see your camel toe and I’m sure there are others who feel the same way. When you are getting dressed in the morning and you see those pants that you used to wear in high school, leave them in […]
where have all the good women gone? i kept asking myself that same question but i never seemed to have an answer, maybe i’m just blind or jaded. i recently had a little chat with a friend about this and she basically told me that just because a woman has preferences (i.e. personality, career, money, […]
After swinging by Mr. Chow’s opening last night in Tribeca, we went to fucking Crobar (not for Tiesto, i swear). I was a decade older than most of its patrons and being privileged to hang out in the dj booth, i finally accomplished a trance whore’s dream. With that under my very impressive trance belt, […]
I can’t do it. I’m not a nice girl. I’m a fucking racist, elitist, bitch. must….. let …..it ….out….
So, i met up with CL guy and was like, “where’s the rest of him?” He was an inch taller than me and looked like a fucking shitzu with locks of unclean dirty blonde hair desperately needing grooming. […]